🦸‍♀️⚡ ¡¡¡SE BUSCA: UN(A) TÉCNICO(A) DE CONDUCTA (BT/RBT) UN POQUITO LOCO(A), EXTREMADAMENTE INCREÍBLE Y LISTO(A) PARA SALVAR EL DÍA!!! ⚡🦸‍♂️

⚔️🏰🚨 HEAR YE! HEAR YE! THE KINGDOM OF ABA IS IN GRAVE DANGER!!! 🚨🏰⚔️ 👑🛡️ WANTED: ONE FEARLESS KNIGHT IN SHINING ARMOR (BT/RBT) TO SAVE THE KINGDOM!!! 🛡️👑 🐉 DRAGONS? SLAIN. TANTRUMS? MANAGED. DATA? COLLECTED. PAYCHECK? SECURED. 💰⚔️ 📍 THE KINGDOM: Port Chester, NY 10573 💰 ROYAL-TIER PAY — The treasury is OPEN! 💸💸💸 ⏰ 25 HOURS/WEEK | AFTER 3:30 PM 🇪🇸 SPANISH-SPEAKING KNIGHTS, THE ROYAL FAMILY SUMMONS THEE! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨 ATTENTION, BRAVE WARRIORS OF THE ABA REALM! 🚨 A royal emergency has been declared. 📜 Deep within the kingdom of Port Chester resides a 7-YEAR-OLD PRINCE with a brilliant mind, a powerful personality, and enough determination to challenge the entire Royal Council. 👑😭 One minute, the kingdom is peaceful. The next? 🐉 The dragon of frustration awakens. ⚔️ The Battle of Putting on Shoes begins. 🏰 The Royal Schedule has been declared UNACCEPTABLE. And the young prince has officially announced: "THOU SHALT NOT TELL ME WHAT TO DO." 😭💀 The kingdom's exhausted villagers have searched far and wide for a hero. AND NOW... THE ROYAL SCROLL HAS LANDED IN YOUR HANDS. 📜✨ ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🛡️ THE ROYAL MISSION: We seek a RELIABLE, HIGH-ENERGY BEHAVIOR TECHNICIAN (BT/RBT) to provide 1:1 in-home ABA services to a verbal 7-year-old boy with moderate support needs and significant behavioral challenges. This is no ordinary quest. You must possess the patience of a thousand monks, the wisdom of Merlin, and the ability to remain calm when the castle walls are metaphorically crumbling. 🧙‍♂️🏰 YOUR MISSION IS NOT TO DEFEAT THE PRINCE. Your mission is to help him build the skills to conquer his OWN dragons. 🐉💙 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ ⚔️ THE FIVE SACRED POWERS OF THE CHOSEN KNIGHT: 🛡️ ARMOR OF INFINITE PATIENCE When the royal prince declares war on a simple instruction, your composure SHALL NOT FALL. Maintain calm, follow the behavior plan, and protect the peace. ⚡ THE SWORD OF FLEXIBILITY The session takes an unexpected turn? FEAR NOT! Adapt your approach while following the clinical plan. A true knight does not panic when the dragon changes direction. 📊 THE SACRED SCROLLS OF DATA Every trial! Every response! Every measurable behavior! DOCUMENTED WITH THE PRECISION OF A ROYAL SCRIBE. 🧠 THE WISDOM OF THE ANCIENT BCBA Follow the treatment plan, use evidence-based strategies, and heed the guidance of the kingdom's clinical wizard. 🐉 THE DRAGON-TAMING SPIRIT High energy? Challenging behaviors? Unexpected plot twists? THOU SHALT NOT FLEE. THOU SHALT REMAIN PROFESSIONAL AND FOLLOW THE SAFETY PLAN. ⚔️😂 ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 💰 THE ROYAL REWARDS AWAIT THEE! 👑 A TREASURY WORTH FIGHTING FOR! Competitive, top-tier pay for a knight whose clinical skills are worthy of legend. ⏰ THE ROYAL WORKING HOURS 25 hours per week, with sessions scheduled after 3:30 PM. No need to rise at the crack of dawn to polish your armor. Your mornings remain YOUR KINGDOM. ☕🏰 📍 A CASTLE CLOSE TO HOME In-home services in Port Chester, NY 10573. 🇪🇸 BILINGUAL KNIGHTS, STEP FORWARD! Spanish-speaking applicants are especially encouraged to apply! ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━ 🚨⚔️ BY ORDER OF THE ROYAL ABA COUNCIL, APPLICATIONS ARE NOW OPEN! ⚔️🚨 Do you possess the courage of a lion, the patience of a saint, and the clinical skills of a true ABA warrior? THEN WHY ART THOU STILL SCROLLING, GOOD SIR OR MADAM?! 😭👑 📲 SEND A ROYAL MESSAGE (DM) CONTAINING: 📜 Your résumé — The scroll of your noble achievements ⏰ Your availability — When you can answer the kingdom's call 💰 Your hourly pay expectations — The gold required for your legendary services 🏰 REFERENCE: THE 25-HOUR PORT CHESTER ROYAL QUEST ⚔️ TAG A FELLOW KNIGHT WHO IS SEARCHING FOR THEIR NEXT NOBLE QUEST! 👑🐉 THE KINGDOM NEEDS A HERO. THE PRINCE NEEDS A CHAMPION. AND YOUR BANK ACCOUNT DESERVES A ROYAL UPGRADE. 💰 🚨 DON THY ARMOR. GRAB THY DATA SHEET. THE QUEST BEGINS NOW!!! ⚔️🏰🔥